13.

"Oh... well, about Life being a game and all. And
how you should play it according to the rules. He was
pretty nice about it. I mean he didn't hit the ceiling or
anything. He just kept talking about Life being a game
and all. You know."
"Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays
according to the rules."
"Yes, sir. I know it is. I know it."
Game, my ass. Some game. If you get on the side
where all the hot-shots are, then it's a game, all right -
I'll admit that. But if you get on the other side, where
there aren't any hot-shots, then what's a game about it?
Nothing. No game.



... i only play board games.